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Chaiten Volcano in southern Chile Pictures

12:00 PM PT, May 12 2008

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While scenes of molten lava are relatively commonplace, this otherworldly picture of the Chaiten Volcano in southern Chile shows a truly spectacular, and devastating, volcanic phenomenon. Moments like these remind me of a George Carlin speech:

...The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?

The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles...hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages...And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet...the planet...the planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!

[ Chaiten Volcano in southern Chile Pictures ]

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Great photo of the volcano! And excellent paragraphs about the Earth! I'm right there with you on the fact that we're not going to destroy the Earth by drinking soda pop, or driving to work!

"...And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat?"

Well, actually we could be a threat to Earth, but perhaps not from heavy industry, but just possibly from a few particle physics experiments...

CERN published predictions that they might create micro black holes in the Large Hadron Collider at a rate of 1 per second, due to begin operations later this year. And incidents at the University of Colorado (cold bosenova implosion) and at the RHIC (hot Fireball as Dual Black Hole implosion) indicate that black hole formation may in fact be an expected result of head on collider collisions, and it is not certain that the first micro black hole has not already been created according to a Nobel Laureate on the University of Colorado team. Links: nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/physics/laureates/2001/cornellwieman-lecture.pdf and arxiv.org/PS_cache/hep-th/pdf/0501/0501068v3.pdf

Furthermore, some scientists estimate that the growth rate of micro black holes could be at a rate that could threaten Earth in our lifetime.

While we can assume that what we are seeing today is most likely just natural fluctuation of natural activity, we should not be assured that this is the only possibility, and we should have respect for the power we may have to alter our planet. Let us hope that we find the wisdom to respect and protect our precious planet.

JTankers
LHCConcerns.com

When did they relize it was an active volcano, and will it effect other countries?

When did they relize it was an active volcano, and will it effect other countries?

how much erueptable meteral is in the magma chamber

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Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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