A parody of "I Will Survive" that I did with a couple of my friends for our Calculus and Physics classes.
Add this to the growing list of things I will not be doing today. There is no way my brain can find the derivative of the x position with respect to time. Maybe tomorrow.
Is this the first time Hillary Clinton has refused to drop out of a
race? Never before seen footage of a Young Hillary Clinton and Barack
Obama. Created by and starring Jerry O'Connell and Brandon Johnson. Also starring Laci Kay as Young Hillary Clinton.
As hungover as I am, this almost made me feel better. Fantastic. Does this costume make me look gay? Yes. Yes it does, Aquaman but you look fabulous. [ Superhero Fashion Emergency ]
When it comes to toilets, there's a simple directional rule:
everything goes downstream. When things move against the tide, then
you have problems.
So as Tim Fraser was doing some laundry in his bathroom last Friday
night, he became a wee bit disturbed when his toilet started
spontaneously gurgling.
This picture is a bit too close to how I spent last night. I am however, probably doing worse than this adorable Possum. In fact, I guarantee you I'm doing worse. This post is coming directly from bed and has been typed with one hand. Take that, Possum! [ A Possum's Tale ]
Racism
is driven by being afraid of the unknown. People that do not wear a
turban need to connect with the turban to understand it. Turbanizer.com
helps by allowing anyone in the world to visualize themselves in a
turban. If someone insults your turban, just TURBANIZE THEM!"
For reals...I want to wear a turban ALL the time now. I didn't know they came in pink. Now I know. [ Turbanizer ]
If the Carol Burnett Show had aired in 2008 instead of 1968 the You Tubes would have been filled with clips like these of Tim Conway cracking Harvey Korman up. In fact, some would (rightfully) argue that most of the time the funniest part of the long-running variety show was watching Korman struggle with containing himself as the straight man to Conway.
Korman died today at the UCLA Medical Center at 81 after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago.
A natural second banana, Korman gained attention on "The Danny Kaye Show," appearing in skits with the star. He joined the show in its second season in 1964 and continued until it was canceled in 1967. That same year he became a cast member in the first season of "The Carol Burnett Show."
Burnett and Korman developed into the perfect pair with their burlesques of classic movies such as "Gone With the Wind" and soap operas like "As the World Turns" (their version was called "As the Stomach Turns").
After the jump, one more clip from the "Carol Burnett Show".
SHOW ME THE WAY, MASTER DALE. I'm ready for you to show me the way to internet heaven! I love chatting with women, chatting with me, and umm Egyptian literature. Enjoy this amazIng infomercial from 1997on how to master the internet!
Everybody remembers the final bosses of all the classic NES game:
Bowser, Red Falcon, Gannon, Mother Brain, Dr. Wiley. But what about the
lesser bosses… the assistant managers of evil in the department store
of adventure? What about them, huh?
So, about a year or so ago, a group of terrorists tried to get together enough funding to carry out an attack on JFK
airport. They had the idea, did the research, but when they pitched
their idea to some larger terrorist organizations in order to get
funding, well…. it didn’t go so well. Anyway, we heard this and it got
us to thinking, being a terrorist sounds a lot like being a
screenwriter. Enjoy this video we did in conjunction with the guys over
at thecword.
What if terrorists were like hollywood folk? You have your people call my people. [ The Terrorist Pitch ]
Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.
If you have any cool videos, Web pages or photos that you think should be on this blog, e-mail the link (no attachments, please) to cstmartin@gmail.com
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