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MeatWater

02:00 PM PT, Mar 31 2008

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The product comes in a variety of colors and flavors to satisfy any palate. And whether you seek simple nutrition or serious energy enhancement, MeatWater delivers!

You are an active, attractive, successful person. So you're constantly searching for more effective, more efficient ways to perform the simplest tasks – especially eating! Protein shakes, energy drinks, powerbars are all ways people seek to get nutrients without spending all the time that eating requires. MeatWater addresses this impulse by creating a product in the marketplace that fulfills the desire for streamlined sustenance while embracing your inner carnivore.

This is perhaps the most disturbing thing I have seen on the internet in a month...and that's saying something. What Meat Water offers you is a meal in a bottle and believe it or not you actually have quite a few choices. Depending on your bottle dinner mood you can have Beef Jerky, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish'n Chips, Hungarian Gulash, Italian Sausage, Peking Duck,Beef Stroganof,  Tandoori Chicken, Texas BBQ, Wiener Schnitzel, Cheese Burger, and Chicken Teriyaki,. [ Meat Water ]

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Frank

I think I'm going to bring up my last 10 meals...

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Christie St. Martin
Christie St. Martin
Christie St. Martin was born in Bermuda and educated at two Canadian universities that would prefer not to be mentioned here until she supplies them with healthy building endowments. An uber-geek and proud of it, she established herself as an Internet presence with All Things Christie, a blog that managed, with its quirky and unabashedly self-indulgent links to and commentary on whatever struck her fancy or her ire, to attract small legions of readers, fans and would-be stalkers. Her interests were as they are: myriad and eclectic, though certainly given to a particular fondness for the tech-y, the game-y and the kitschy. She is her own organizing principle, a kind of mad surfer on the crests of cultural lunacy, alternately acerbic, ecstatic and unintentionally insightful. She has since blogged for VH1's "Best Week Ever" and Exhausticated.com, providing her usual melange of cheek, snark and occasional observation. Christie also contributes to LAT's Hero Complex blog.

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