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'Twilight' Countdown: What's on your mind, Bella?

19 days left...


It's Caption This! Week 2. If you've seen the trailer -- and we've all seen it more than once -- you're well aware exactly what Bella's thinking in this scene. But creative "Twilight" fans, I encourage you to think outside that box. If you didn't already know that James wanted to suck her blood, what else could be on Bella's mind looking the way she does? I still get a kick out of a good LOLcats caption. Let them inspire you and leave your best shot in the comments section below.


And without futher ado, the winner of last week's "Why are you running, Edward?" contest is...

Chasing after Forks' only hair stylist... -- Rachel

This one made me laugh out loud. Yes, Rachel, I too have long been puzzled by Robert's hair. What he puts in it, what look he's trying to achieve. As you can see from the time I interviewed him at Comic Con, his unruly 'do sort of has its own life. He messes with it constantly, but it still stands straight up on his head. Fantastic job, Rachel!

However, the truth is there were so many excellent submissions that I couldn't pick just one. Here are the excellent runners up:

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that third burrito..." -- Rachel D. (Gross, but fitting!)

Steroid use among baseball players reaches an all time high. -- Mara Hyatt (A little inside "Twilight" humor. I love it.)

"What?! I got a call back for True Blood?! Finally, some R-rated action!" --Meredith Allen (Ah, the wish of every fangirl.)

Well done, Twilighters! See all the submissions here. And keep checking back. This coming week, the Countdown will bring you interviews with director Catherine Hardwicke and a special fan-powered Q&A with Robert himself.

-- Denise Martin

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Comments () | Archives (148)

"What? It wasn' me! I DIDN'T TAKE THE DAMN COOKIES!"


Bella is surprised to find on her wedding night that not EVERYTHING is turned superhuman after becoming a vampire..."Are you kidding me Edward?!?! THAT'S IT???"


"Ew! Is that...? Sorry man, but there's a booger on your face."


"Ew! Is that...? Sorry man, but there's a booger on your face..."

For the caption contest:

Edward drops his pants... and reveals his tighty-whiteys...

Is there a limit? 'Cause I have eight... but whatever. :)

"My Eddikinz and Cho Chang did WHAT?!"
"James, why do you have a picture of my boyfriend on your shirt?"
"Dammit. Ed just Rick Rolled me."
In response to when an interviewer asked Kristen if she's seen Rob's underwear: "Crap. They know."
"Holy crow, James! He doesn't love you, he loves me! Get over him already!--for Alec's sake. . Wait! He's dating his sister. Nevermind."
"I'm. A. Lamb.?! Why can't I be a lioness or something more dazzling like a Donkey?"
"Wait.. so Edward didn't actually write the lullaby? Well then, he won't be getting any tonight."
"Dang it! Why are the evil guys always the hottest?"

"What do you mean I smell like a monkey?!??"

You wanna what with whipped cream and my feet?

Whoa backless chaps!?! Is there something you aren't telling me Edward? I mean you dress better than most the girls at the school, you dance better than anyone, and you sparkle?

What!? You have never seen the Goones?!

Woah! James is hot!!

Yes... I am aware of how much I looked like a boy in "Panic room"

Am I going crazy, are those twilight fans really trying to jump on Robert?
OME...I'lll die in a few seconds and Edward has yet to return my wuthering heights book..
James..I know you are trying really hard to scare but this is the best scared face you are going to get so get it now before i start laughing histerically,...

*looks up* "Seriously, WHAT are they feeding you Quileute kids?!"

I AM SO SCARED...... that Mark Cotta Vaz will cover my face with copyright info in "The Complete Illustrated Movie Companion".

Edward?! What are u doing with Tanya!??!?

I beg your pardon! I certainly did not steal a cookie from the cookie jar!

Edward! how could u accuse me of sleeping with Jacob?!

"You being a vampire I can handle, but what do you mean your a virgin!?"


"Eww. Now that I think about it your eyes are kind of the colour of pee..."

Since when was there a Team Efron?!

Charlie doing Ballet??!!!

"You IMPRINTED on my BABY?!?!"

"HOW many houses did you destroy, Emmett?"

"I name my baby WHAT!?!"

"Seriously. Renesmee Carley is the BEST imagination I have for my baby's name??"

"Rob! You can SING, too?"

What do you mean Edward got the last appointment?


If this movie doesn't do well then Jacob being half naked won't get the chance to bother me.


You are a sad, strange little man.. And you have my pity"


You are a sad, strange little man.. And you have my pity"

"Crap...I forgot to tell Mike that I decided to run off to a murderous vampire that wants to drink my blood so that I can save Edward and his family!!! My memory isn't all that great anymore..."

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