'Twilight' Countdown: What's on your mind, Bella?
19 days left...
It's Caption This! Week 2. If you've seen the trailer -- and we've all seen it more than once -- you're well aware exactly what Bella's thinking in this scene. But creative "Twilight" fans, I encourage you to think outside that box. If you didn't already know that James wanted to suck her blood, what else could be on Bella's mind looking the way she does? I still get a kick out of a good LOLcats caption. Let them inspire you and leave your best shot in the comments section below.
And without futher ado, the winner of last week's "Why are you running, Edward?" contest is...
Chasing after Forks' only hair stylist... -- Rachel
This one made me laugh out loud. Yes, Rachel, I too have long been puzzled by Robert's hair. What he puts in it, what look he's trying to achieve. As you can see from the time I interviewed him at Comic Con, his unruly 'do sort of has its own life. He messes with it constantly, but it still stands straight up on his head. Fantastic job, Rachel!
However, the truth is there were so many excellent submissions that I couldn't pick just one. Here are the excellent runners up:
"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that third burrito..." -- Rachel D. (Gross, but fitting!)
Steroid use among baseball players reaches an all time high. -- Mara Hyatt (A little inside "Twilight" humor. I love it.)
"What?! I got a call back for True Blood?! Finally, some R-rated action!" --Meredith Allen (Ah, the wish of every fangirl.)
Well done, Twilighters! See all the submissions here. And keep checking back. This coming week, the Countdown will bring you interviews with director Catherine Hardwicke and a special fan-powered Q&A with Robert himself.
-- Denise Martin
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(After Jacob kisses her)... WHAT THE $#8@ !!!!!
Posted by: Lauren | November 02, 2008 at 04:27 PM
Did you just say visually aestetic? Are you a wanna be Catherine Hardewicke?
Posted by: Kim | November 02, 2008 at 04:29 PM
Bella: "Umm... Edward... why does it look like you're about to jump out of my second story window?"
Edward: "Because I am..."
Bella: "What?!"
Posted by: Caitlyn D. | November 02, 2008 at 04:47 PM
Please, Rick Astley, stop singing to me!
Posted by: Talia | November 02, 2008 at 05:45 PM
WHAT?! You expect me to survive a night alone with these high school girls all wearing "Team Edward" shirts!
Posted by: Kelli | November 02, 2008 at 06:36 PM
WOAH!! WHAT IS THAT THING BY YOUR NOSE!? IS THAT A PIMPLE OR ARE YOU GROWING A SECOND HEAD OR SOMETHING!?
Posted by: Raella Cullen <33 | November 02, 2008 at 07:17 PM
Hypnotist discovered behind the world's largest vampire hoax.
Posted by: Mara Hyatt | November 02, 2008 at 08:19 PM
What do you mean I need to go to a tanning salon? You know I'm going for that albino-vampire look. . .
Posted by: Kira | November 02, 2008 at 09:10 PM
The first time Bella sees Edward naked on there honeymoon in breaking dawn:
"WOW...and i thought the sparkling in the sun was impressive!"
Posted by: Gemma Salvestro | November 02, 2008 at 09:15 PM
PFFT I ain't afraid of you, I'm afraid to see what Edwards gonna do to you!
Posted by: Berri | November 02, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Edward: "So, yea, that whole thing about me being a vampire...it isn't true."
Bella: "I don't understand."
Edward: "I thought it'd help me get girls."
Posted by: Marie Linkey | November 02, 2008 at 10:29 PM
You're going to EAT my uterus?!?!?
OR
We don't get one sexually explicit love scene?!?!?
Posted by: Skill-Rat | November 02, 2008 at 10:35 PM
i think i need botox on my face...again
Posted by: jessie | November 02, 2008 at 10:36 PM
What do you mean I'm signed for three sequels at minimum weekly scale?
Posted by: David F. | November 02, 2008 at 10:38 PM
*Staring at James*
Bella:ewww what's the green stuff on your teeth??!? Have you heard of a toothbrush!?! Well if you're gonna bite me I want your teeth sparkly clean!!!
Posted by: Antonette | November 03, 2008 at 01:08 AM
Bella:I hope Charlie doesn't try to cook while I'm gone...OH! Just think of the house burning to the ground no..no..no..!!!
Posted by: Antonette | November 03, 2008 at 01:14 AM
All I wanted to do was dance! Now how can I do that, now that you've broken my leg? Huh? Tell me..
Posted by: Kris | November 03, 2008 at 02:06 AM
"Now, I have to pull my best Hermione Granger face"
Posted by: Kimberley | November 03, 2008 at 02:42 AM
No I will not make out with you!
Posted by: Mary | November 03, 2008 at 05:05 AM
When I left, did I unplug the coffee maker?
Posted by: Bex | November 03, 2008 at 07:27 AM
OMG James, you don't make your eyebrow?
Posted by: Rachel | November 03, 2008 at 08:19 AM
Oh no! Here comes Mike Newton!!!
Posted by: Angie | November 03, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Crap! We had Biology homework?!
Posted by: Jess M | November 03, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Seriously Jacob, stop trying to hump my leg!
Posted by: Leslie | November 03, 2008 at 01:11 PM
OMG, ROBERT! RUN!! their fans are coming
Posted by: Gabriela Roméro | November 03, 2008 at 01:26 PM