'Twilight' Countdown: What do the Cullens talk about?

12 days left...

Before Bella arrived, what did the Cullen teens talk about all day and night? (No sleeping, just endless chatter.) It's the third week of our Caption This! "Twilight" contest -- and it's the most challenging one yet! Tell me what's going on in this picture. Jasper looks miffed. Rosalie's got that apple -- why is she the only one pretending to eat? Who is Emmett checking out? Does Alice smell something funny? Create some fictional dialogue and come back next Saturday to see who comes up with the best scene.

As for last week's winners, both made me laugh out loud ...

"Can i haz sexie vampire, noz?" and "Noz, Alice! Notz the pink satinz! Me no wanz!" -- Kelly

OK, I am biased. Kelly took me literally when I linked to some LOLcats sites last week and told you all to use it as inspiration. What can I say? Once you get into it, there's no going back. Congrats, Kelly.

The runners-up were just as great:

"Dammit. Ed just Rick Rolled me." -- Skyler (Because who don't love a good Rick Roll?)

"I get pregnant with a half-vampire baby in book four?! What the HELL?" -- Niki (Because I admit that I probably looked just like Kristen Stewart above when I got to that part of "Breaking Dawn.")

Once again, nicely done! The rest of the entries are here. The coming days will bring you interviews with Kristen Stewart, Stephenie Meyer, Peter Facinelli and screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg.

Also, look for my Q&A with MTV's "Twilight" dude Larry Carroll (who is just the sweetest), a piece about the Twilight Music Girls and a review of the movie's soundtrack.

-- Denise Martin

Related:
Complete 'Twilight' Countdown coverage
Complete 'Twilight' coverage on Hero Complex

Photo: Summit Entertainment

Comments

[TwilightJunkie]

Jasper thinks: Alice says I can't watch Twilight on Premiere night because I'll eat the fans before they can buy their tickets, so... I'll promise not to eat them... till after they've bought their tickets...
Alice thinks: And tomorrow's winning lottery numbers are...
Emmett thinks: Woah! That jock's as big as a bear! I wonder if he tastes like one...
Rosalie: I look good even on an apple, don't you agree Edward? Edward??
Edward thinks: Fangirls imagining me without my shirt again...

[Emilie]

you wanna be on top?
*cue ANTM'S theme song-
JASPER!
ALICE!
EMMETT!
ROSALIE!
EDWARD!
FORK'S NEXT TOP MODEL.

[Antonette]

(all of them thinking except Edward)
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Edward (annoyed expression): WHAT?!?

Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie: NOTHING!!!! (laughter)

[Twifan]

Jasper: Calm down darling! sheesh..

Rosalie:*laughs* And they want me to audition for the evil witch in the school play?!

Emmett: Is that really Angela Weber? When did she become so big?

Alice(talks through clenched teeth, to Jasper): I'm gonna stuff my foot down your thirsty throat if your knee touches me any closer!

Edward (to Emmett): Wonder when the carbs found her..

[Twifan]

Edward: I wonder if my triceps are big enough for that new girl to notice me?

Rosalie (dumb blonde look): Is this an orange??

Emmett: Jazz, u free tonight? i want that rematch!!

Alice: Ahh..its the aspirin again, Jacob

Jasper(thinks) : Sure, anything to get on top of ya..

[Michelle]

Emmett: (Stupid Jazz. He thinks just because he's a veteran war hero, that he won't stoop to having another one-on-one mock fight again...well i'll get him good...)

Jasper: (I'm so awesome...I wish everyone could just feel my awesomeness radiating off of me..but maybe they can...because i'm just so awesome.)

Alice: (Bella is so in need of a hair stylist...)

Rosalie: Edward...Edwaro...Edvard...Eddie...Ed........look my way dammit.....Edward...Edwaro...Edvard...Eddie...Ed...YOU ARE A STUPID LITTLE BOY WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE WHAT'S SITTING NEXT TO YOU! (repeats continuously.)

Edward: If Rosalie doesn't shut up i'm going to have to smoosh that apple into the side of her face and hair!

[cheyenne]

I only read one of the books and I like them all so very much.

[rachel]

alice(thinking): woow that feels soooo good.
emmett(thinking): jazz looks sooo sexy in that shirt today. i wonder ifff later on.....
rosalie: edward!! im over here!. look, this juicy red apple cant even compare with my beauty
jasper(thinking): a little higher... bit higher.. alice seems to be enjoying herself. WHY is emmett staring at me like that, its creeping me out.
edward(thinking): ewww i hate my ability to read peoples thoughts right now. this is TOTALLY grossing me out!!

[MRS CULLEN]

I LOVE JACOB AND EDWARD THEY ARE SO HOT!!!!

[Brii]

Jaspers looking at roasalie so emmets looking at jasper and alice and EDWARD and looking into space and Omgwtfcowboyboots?......jaspers wereing cowboy boots!