Gadget porn

We've all got them -- those kitchen tools that seemed to be just the hottest, most got-to-have thing when we first saw them, only to wake up in the morning wondering, "$60,000 for a corkscrew?" Think I'm exaggerating? Check DVice's list of "8 of the most outrageous food gadgets money can buy." Note that cost isn't the sole determining factor: They're democratic that way. A $50 All-Clad asparagus pot is on the list too.

--Russ Parsons