Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent.
Hard to believe but the
Green-Machine-That-Ain't-Be-Running-On-No-Gasoline-And-Mostly-Gooey-Veggie-Cream
is a quarter in the books. Here's a look at the best-of from the first quarter of the trip ...
Best tailgate and pregame fan atmosphere: Oregon State. It was a sea
of orange people, and, as USC found out, Reser Stadium can get mighty
loud with Beaver fans going nuts.
Prettiest campus and stadium backdrop: Cal and its Memorial Stadium,
with the Berkeley Hills hovering above the east side of the stadium.
Best T-shirt: "Michael Vick should have used Huskies" (of course, discovered at WSU).
Best bumper sticker: "Directions to WSU: go east 'til you smell it, go
south 'til your in it.'" And off Highway 26 near Royal City, en route
to Pullman, Wash., it really does stink. I can attest. I nearly gagged.
Best cheerleaders and band combo: Oregon. The Duckies band took up the entire east end zone at Martin Stadium (because the stadium is so
small there was no other place to put them), and the O cheerleaders
never took a break. Plus, sexist pig writing now, the quack quack
ladies are wicked hot. Hugh Hefner: send your photogs to Eugene, pronto.
World's worst drivers: Washington State (that would be the entire
state!). And I thought driving in the Dominican Republic was bad.
Washington drivers rarely ever go the speed limit, kind of like
going in reverse — or like both of the state's Pac-10 football programs. (Note: Click here for more evidence of terrible driving from KING-TV [Channel 5] in Seattle.)
—Joe Connor
 Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent.
Where can you find some of the best game-day sports bars in the
Pac-10 to throw back a few before kickoff? How about Pullman,
Wash. OK, OK, OK now. I know what you're thinking, "Joe,
stinking Washington State, are you kidding? Has the exhaust from the
veggie mobile caused you to lose your sensibilities, dude?"
Well, yes, of course, only a freak of nature would drive a car
running on cooking oil across the fruited plain to football games all
season long. But, no, there truly are a couple of cool (well, there's
only two really) sports bars in Pullman. Yes, Pullman.
"This is Siberia, man," said Oregon Ducks fan Jeff Betts. "We
drove six hours to get here. Six hours. But this is one of the best
places in the Pac-10 to come in and get a beer before the game."
Betts and his Ducks buddy Dave Martin should know. They've been to
practically every Oregon away game in the Pac-10. And they also know
that in Pullman it's best to tailgate inside — as opposed to among
Cougars fans. Two years ago, Betts and Martin were walking on campus in their ducky green and yellow when a female student drove up alongside
them, rolled down the window of her car and proceeded to say three
words to them…
"(Bleep) the Ducks," Betts said. "Then she just drove off."
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 Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent.
What are the odds that one year you are cheering on your favorite
team and the next year you find yourself as part of the image on the
magnet schedule of your favorite team?
What are the odds that a
“non-BCS” school would come into Oregon ’s big, bad football house,
Autzen Stadium, and embarrass the Ducks so bad that many quack-quackers
would leave at halftime and not return?
The odds are unlikely, but they both transpired, and so I was reminded once again Saturday why I
have the greatest job on the face of planet Earth, driving a shiny,
happy veg-oil rig throughout college football land.
The orange-and-blue clad Broncos from Boise State, who caused Sooner
fans to weep all the way back to Oklahoma after the Fiesta Bowl a few
years back, spoiled Kirk Blanchard's 27th birthday party, green hair and
all.
"Sometimes I go with the yellow" hair, the long-time Eugene
resident explained before the game. Fittingly, Blanchard is, you
guessed it, a painter. He’s been painting his freak head since the
mid-1990s, back when Oregon was, well ... "terrible," said Blanchard’s
long-time buddy Joe Howard, also a painter (but not to his own noggin).
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Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent.
If you ever want to know how much respect — or lack thereof —
home fans have, just wear the opposition's dominate color to a game and see how
you're treated. Well, I did Saturday at Oregon State when it played host to the green-laden
Hawaii Rainbows, but it wasn't on purpose.
To be honest, I've been on the road
since Aug. 22 and I was down to two clean shirts. Let's just say I enjoy doing
laundry about as much as listening to the monotone of (soon to be ex-) Washington Coach
Tyrone Willingham. Making my color choice worse, of course, was that the
Beavers' chief rival 45 minutes south is the University of Oregon,
those green-and-mustard colored Ducks.
Not to worry, no Beaver fans hurled me into the Willamette River
in Corvallis as the current headed briskly south
toward Eugene.
Quite the contrary: Beaver fans were quite respectful, and it was one of the
most pleasant tailgates I've been to.
Perhaps it all has something to with the
unique Oregonian spirit. After all, it is the state that passed the country's
first beverage container law, so during tailgates you don't throw your
bottles in any bag; you throw them under a tree to be collected moments later. Did you know that Oregon also was the first state to use gas
taxes to fund highway improvements? Well, now you do, junior.
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Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent.
1991. That was the year that Washington — yes, Washington — won the national college football championship. Hard to conjure, huh? The Tyrone Willingless Huskies were numero
uno. In fact, it was so long ago that that also was the year I graduated
from high school, which only goes to show you how little I've matured
in nearly 20 years — considering I'm spending the next four months
driving around the country in a car running on vegetable oil.
But back to the Huskies, where I took in their home opener Saturday against BYU. There are few givens in life, but here's one of
them: Tyrone Willingham's chances of returning to Washington next year
as head football coach appear about as likely as John McCain winning
"American Idol." And to hear many Washington boosters and alumni tell it,
the only question seems to be whether Willingham will be canned during
this season. He certainly didn't help himself by losing to the Cougars,
28-27, which gets the Huskies off to another roaring start at 0-2.
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Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent
SoCal's got better-looking women and, of course, better football,
but there was no better place to be than Berkeley — yes, Berkeley —
on college football season's opening weekend. It was one of those
perfect Saturdays in which everything falls into place, from strolling one
of the prettiest campuses in the Pac-10 hours before kickoff to
gorgeous, cool and sunny weather ... to even finding the perfect
parking spot.
Perfect parking spot at Cal? Say what? Finding a parking spot to
tailgate at Cal football is traditionally about as enjoyable as a root
canal, but I had a plan and Signa Nu would be my guinea pig. After
failing to convince three other fraternities to let me park my Green
Machine in their front lawn in exchange for cases of energy drink, the
boys at Signa Nu (on probation, no less) agreed. Dean Faber would have
been proud. And even better: I didn't have to climb a tree to beg for a parking spot.
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Text and photos by Joe Connor
What do you say about a school that has no mascot? What do you
say to ESPN, the Pac-10 and Stanford for opening the college football season
when school isn't even in session for the home team? Now, that's how you promote
your university, conference and college football! Open the season ... when
students aren't on campus yet!
So what do you do?
Apparently, you get mad as a tree. Yes, a tree. You see
Stanford may be known as the Cardinal, but that's not its mascot —
it's
simply the team's nickname. There were no red birds flying around last
Thursday in Palo Alto, but the mercury was an unheavenly 100 degrees
as a heat wave struck Silicon Valley to
welcome the visiting Oregon State Beavers to Stanford Stadium.
There were players, some fans, even band members, plus
five women known as "dollies" — more on them later — and a (band-only) mascot known as, you got it, "The Tree." So I guess ESPN, the
Pac-10 and Stanford said, "let's play some football."
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What do you get when you combine a lime green Mercedes-Benz running on
biodiesel, passionate sports fans and writer who loves to travel? One
entertaining and informative season-long college football trip!
Joe Connor,
whose freelance writer credits include ESPN.com and FOXSports.com, is
sharing his four-month odyssey with you as he visits schools throughout
the Pac-10, Big 12, Big 10 and everywhere else in between.
 Each
week this season, you'll get reports from Joe on how the other fans
live — especially division foes. This weekend, he visited Stanford and
Cal. Look for his first article Wednesday.
Connor's no stranger to raising awareness of renewable energy via college
football travel. Last season, he drove his lime-green renewable energy
machine more than 35,000 miles, visiting more than 114 sporting venues
in 116 days, including college stops at Nebraska, Clemson, Georgia,
Auburn, Alabama, Texas, Tennessee, Michigan, Ohio State and LSU, among
many others. ESPN.com dubbed his journey “Road trip of the year,"
adding "it’s a great trip and a great cause."
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Text and photos by Joe Connor, our eco-friendly road trip correspondent.
Best cheerleaders and band combo: Oregon. The Duckies band took up the entire east end zone at Martin Stadium (because the stadium is so
small there was no other place to put them), and the O cheerleaders
never took a break. Plus, sexist pig writing now, the quack quack
ladies are wicked hot. Hugh Hefner: send your photogs to Eugene, pronto.
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