Simmer Down, Kids!
Recruiting news has become more popular in the past decade, resulting in more pressure on reporters to break stories on the latest and greatest teenager. I couldn't help laughing when a UCLA spokesperson had to release the following statement after multiple reporters asked for info on an u'nidentified r'ecruit:
To All Media:
UCLA does not comment on prospective student-athletes until such time as he or she has signed a National Letter of Intent or written offer of financial aid.
Thank you.
Sometimes I think we need to switch to d'caf.

