Let's get really snide about the, ahem, least wonderful Grammy performances.
Obviously, Jennifer Lopez was thinking what we were thinking when she squirmed during Bob Dylan's gruntfest with the Avett Brothers and Mumford & Sons: Where's that Soy Bomb guy when you need him?
At age 68, Barbra Streisand isn't even trying to sing anymore. She barely walked through "Evergreen."
Soon after Lady Gaga popped out of that egg to sing, she laid a bigger one on stage.
If Gwyneth Paltrow tries one more time to prove she's a singer as well as an actress, she's gotta give back that Oscar.
Christina Aguilera proved that her screaming fiasco at the Super Bowl was no fluke.
Justin Bieber with Jaden Smith: twice as chuckle-worthy.
The only thing worse than Katy Perry's attempt to sing was her attempt to dance.
-- Tom O'Neil
Photo: Bob Dylan, second from right, performs at the Grammys. Credit: Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times