Oscar predictions from Oscar the Grouch
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‘First, I was horrified to hear that there was an award named after me,’ harrumphs ‘Sesame Street’ star Oscar the Grouch. ‘Especially after I saw how disgustingly shoddy the award is. But then I found out that the Oscar is a Hollywood movie award and I was thrilled. After all, Hollywood puts out some of the greatest trash I’ve ever seen.’
So Oscar the Grouch gets in the Oscar spirit and offers his predictions. First off, in the lead actor race, he forecasts, ‘Colin Filth. With a name like that, how can he lose?’
-- Tom O’Neil