Congress goes BCS Bustin'

Pete Carroll has been passively lobbying for a college football playoff since last season. Now, three congressmen are demanding an investigation of the BCS. Said Rep. Neil Abercrombie (D-Hawaii):

Everybody else is … looking in as if they were Oliver Twist with a little begging bowl … saying, "Please Mr. NCAA Bowl Championship Series director, may we have some more gruel?"

Abercrombie went to the University of Hawaii, which made it to the BCS party last year before getting impaled, smoked and buried by Georgia. Luau style, of course.