Philly Phanatics

I've received multiple e-mails this morning about a forward making its way around the Eastern seaboard.

From: USC Alumni Club of Philadelphia

I've done some math, and here is the scenario, we beat UCLA in a good ol' fashioned butt-whomping, Missouri loses to Oklahoma, Boston College beats Virginia Tech, Tennessee knocks off LSU, Pitt beats West Virginia, Ohio State is the site of a massive Alien Abduction with the entire student body transported to the Zarquon 7 Sector in the Crab Nebula,  Kansas secedes from the Union thus making them ineligible and Georgia realizes that its not really a university to begin with, so it drops out of membership in the NCAA, setting up a GOLDEN matchup with USC and Hawaii for the national championship.

SEE?  THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE, Trojans and Lady Trojans.  So let's get out and support the team!

Doesn't seem that unreasonable, does it?

Comments

[PK-IN-THE-MESA]

twenty 4 where are you at dennys

[24-23; 28-21, etc. etc.]

What? Your equation has USC beating a hapless UCLA;
and Oklahoma beating the Number One team in the nation.
Oklahoma gets more love than USC in your math world.
Oklahoma hasn't lost to a team that has lost to Notre Dame.
Number One to Capt. Piquard: "Engage."

[Hannah]

It could happen.