The Tiger Woods 'mistress' look -- not unlike the 'stripper' look
Women seem to be coming out of the woodwork to claim they had affairs with Tiger Woods. If they are all telling the truth, then the world's best athlete has a definite "type." And it's not bookish. Of the 10-plus women who've come forward with claims of affairs with the links star, at least eight of them look like they might have a strip club or two on their CVs.
Of course, among the accusers are two bona fide porn stars -- Holly Sampson and Joslyn James -- who work the blow-up doll look endemic to their industry to a tee.
Here's what many of the women have in common: Too-long hair extensions (usually blond) blown-out to wig-like perfection, breast implants shown off in too-tight tops, tanning bed-orange complexions, super-shiny pink-white lip gloss (on obviously enhanced lips, for a few of them) and a love of open-toed cha-cha heels, lace bras and skin-tight boot-leg jeans. Essentially, they call to mind a lineup of human Barbie dolls dressed in the hottest styles of 2005.
Woods' very-blond wife, Elin Nordegren, is a former bikini model. But her style now when photographed with her famous husband or their child seems sporty and subdued compared to the alleged mistress'.
Still, if Tiger hasn't stayed true to her, at least he seems to have stayed true to her type.
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Top left photo: Holly Sampson, Credit: Business Wire; Top right photo: Elin Nordegren, Credit: Robyn Beck AFP/ Getty Images; Bottom photo: Jamie Jungers, Credit: Peter Kramer, NBC / Associated Press
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Posted by: Quagmire | December 16, 2009 at 07:47 PM
Tiger deserves a break.
Despite what he did, he loves his wife and family, and wants to remain married.
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Posted by: RuthHouston | December 17, 2009 at 01:07 AM
Big difference between Elin and Tiger's "mistresses". Elin's got class. The others have none. It's an insult to Elin to put them all in the same category. I think he was lucky to marry Elin. The rest are gold-digging cheap tarts. And they look it. Elin is truly beautiful. Why he went out to eat dog food when he had steak at home is a mystery to all, but speaks to how screwed up Tiger Woods obviously is.
Posted by: Sooz | December 17, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Is Tiger really athlete of the decade?
Despite all the chaos of the past few weeks, Tiger Woods was announced 'Athlete of the Decade' by Associated Press. Is this justified? I mean, Tiger is more of a businessman than an athlete. Golfers are not 'athletes' anyway. Does Colin Montgomeery look like an athlete to you? Many sports bloggers listed on sports index www.dozensports.com say that the real athletes of the decade were people like Lance Armstrong, Roger Federer or Coby Bryant, at least they break into a sweat in their sport. Tiger was just a brand.
Posted by: Sports Blog | December 18, 2009 at 03:07 AM
re: the TigerSluts look--he likes porn-bots, and apparently so do millions of consumers of porn (women and men)--the multi-billion dollar industry draws thousands of teens to Vegas/L.A. every year--hyprocisy of all this is staggering! Late nights drinking/drugging/sexing (w/well endowed partners) will definitely wear on you, and their appearance proves this! Alot of pro atheletes/CEO's/politicians/Hollywood actors sweating bullets right now!
Posted by: KR | December 18, 2009 at 10:01 AM
This is all getting old leave the guy alone! This is all getting annoying, if joe blow has an affair is it all over the news? No. Despite him being a huge athlete he is a human being too- he'll make mistakes. people should just get over it and let him live his life. This is getting VERY annoying- it's like the Brad Pitt/jo lee thing. something happens every 10 seconds. who cares.
Posted by: Who cares | December 20, 2009 at 07:38 AM