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A new girdle for flabby upper arms

Plainesleevesmall_3 It's come to this, ladies: Our flab will not be tolerated. Not on our tummies or our butts or our thighs -- thanks to Spanx. And now, even flabby upper arms are off limits.

Ever had your flesh imitate a porch swing when you wave? Well, the new FlabuLess upper arm girdle can rid you of the shame and humiliation that comes with aging and not working out like Madonna for six hours per day. 

Bicep curls be damned! For $26.95, you too can compact that pudge into this Ace bandage-like girdle for your upper arms.  It conveniently comes in two sleeve lengths, ($29.95 for full coverage.)

What's next? A girdle for ladies with big mouths?
-- Monica Corcoran

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These kind of remind me of a cheaper version of Slimpressions. I have Slimpressions and love them. A sales woman at Intimacy in NY told me about them when I was there last. Slimpressions is a premium line of shapers designed to slim a woman's top half of her body - a 3 in 1. Muffin top, back fat and arm flab! A must have!


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