A new girdle for flabby upper arms
Ever had your flesh imitate a porch swing when you wave? Well, the new FlabuLess upper arm girdle can rid you of the shame and humiliation that comes with aging and not working out like Madonna for six hours per day.
Bicep curls be damned! For $26.95, you too can compact that pudge into this Ace bandage-like girdle for your upper arms. It conveniently comes in two sleeve lengths, ($29.95 for full coverage.)
What's next? A girdle for ladies with big mouths?
-- Monica Corcoran
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