Barack Obama refuses to answer ‘briefs or boxers’, but will name-drop George Clooney

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In the upcoming Us magazine issue, Barack Obama refuses to answer the question ‘briefs or boxers?’ He calls it a ‘humiliating’ inquiry, but has no problems name-dropping his ‘good friend’ George Clooney and revealing that his daughters think that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ‘yuck.’ If he had kept the interview to foreign policy and health care, the Rage would understand why he blew off the silly question about his damn underwear. Then again, Us would never ask him about Iraq or dental care. Obama chats about Beyonce and his love for hot sauce, but couldn’t drop trou? The Rage will answer for him: Lucky silk boxers given to him by Oprah for debates and Armani cotton briefs for day-to-day wear.