Adrian Grenier to play Bluto

At first glance: It looks as if Adrian Grenier fell asleep during half-time of the Superbowl and just woke up yesterday. He's the new Rip Van Winkle. He certainly appeared well rested and earthy at last night's Global Green Pre-Oscar party. Or he's prepping to play Bluto in "Popeye vs. Predator."

On second thought: How kind of Grenier to uglify himself so other geeky eco-guys could get a shot at the ladies wearing mineral makeup at the party, held at Avalon. The Rage also spotted new Mom Salma Hayek, who is not yet back to being a size 2 -- hallelujah!

Final verdict: If Grenier smokes, he's likely to ignite like a tumbleweed. The Rage suggests that he either shave or carry a fire extinguisher in his back pocket.

Photo credits: WireImage; King Features Syndicate

Comments

[kat]

Monica, are you knocking mineral makeup?! As a long time Clinque user (and EA but not so much anymore) I love mineral make up. I do admit that I've always been a bit of a make up snob and hate to admit I'm using something I bought off an infomercial but you will have to pry my cold dead fingers from my mineral make up.

I did swear my neice to secrecy since one of the things I have always told her was to invest in good make up - even before food or rent. I love sending her care packages of Clinique - she's a poor college student.

[kat]

P.S.

Speaking of Clinique. Try the 15 minute facial. Omigod!

[Sam Dunn]

hey Monica--just realized you had this blog. I'm so out of it. Hope you're good. And abou the mineral make-up; sadly, I too have been converted. Sheer Cover and Barak Obama, my two new cool things.

[bobster]

one might notice the " Global Green " sign behind " Mr. Hanks " just after rescue and admire him for saving energy by apparently practicing limited hygeine

[bobster]

yo beep, i've been to avalon and it's a good g.d. thing that the caveboy did not fall in the pool and clog the filter while shedding , molting , or whatever he might do to ruin my upcoming vacay to the left coast!!!!!!!!