Katie Holmes: Who are you?
Not for nothing, but who are you? I see Carol Channing and I see Anna Wintour, but I don't see the girl who once smirked non-stop as Joey Potter and blew me away in "The Ice Storm" and "Go."
The oversized sunglasses are too conspicuous -- screaming, "Look at me! Don't look at me! The bridge of my nose is killing me!" And the black gloves feel, well, aspiring strangler on-the-go.
But it's that expression -- Posh told me to purse my lips and then slightly uplift at the corners. Am I doing it? Do I look like Victoria or a stroke victim? Purse lips, pout, uplift. Or
was it pout, uplift, purse lips? -- that troubles me most.
Remember an easier time when you didn't feel compelled to mimic a mannequin? Hell, you didn't even brush your hair back then. Your mantra was "Braids or doo-rag? Maybe both!"
Well, some of us miss the old Katie. Don't you? Come home.
Photo credits: WireImage; Columbia TriStar













actually, she looks just like Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka.
Posted by: jaded | January 17, 2008 at 11:32 AM
I don't get why people like the Posh look, she's fugly.
Posted by: H Tran | January 17, 2008 at 12:39 PM
Katie Holmes was the Indie girl before that Juno girl.
Sans makeup you can see through her soul and eyes that she is a wonderful person, really beautiful inside not just some shallow blondie who had 5 sexual relationships before 15. I am happy for her to see that she married well. All those talk about Tom Cruise, I dont believe any of it. I see it as some Christian warmongers who doesnt want another religion to compete with their tithe collections.
Posted by: John | January 17, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Does tom keep his flares in case there's a roadside accident in that price upon request red berkin bag she's been carrying? So humble!
Posted by: cecilettaparselitti | January 21, 2008 at 08:52 AM