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Will Suri Cruise buy my condo, please?

December 12, 2007 |  7:57 am

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First, it was reported that Suri Cruise had customYhst56858428152835_1979_2438217 lasts made by shoe designer Christian Louboutin so that she could order $500 footwear on demand. Yesterday, we got an e-mail from the publicist at Joe's jeans to let us know that Suri has been spotted in the Alps, wearing $74 stretch denim. (Joe's even makes skinny jeans for kids.)
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Does anyone really care that Suri wears a certain brand of designer jean? Or that her Burberry dress probably costs more than a laptop?

Yes, indeed. In fact, Us Weekly recently put Suri on the cover and even catalogued her wardrobe. Oh and there happens to be countless blogs devoted to celebrity offspring and their fashion choices -- like Babyrazzi.com, celebritybabyclothes.com, and celebritybabyscoop.com. If ever there was a sign that the cultural apocalypse is at hand, that may be it.

SuricruisetheusweeklycoverSelfishly, I can't wait until Suri starts investing in real estate and private islands. Maybe she could buy my two-bedroom condo in West Hollywood and I will blog about it on celebritybabyrealestate.com.

photo credits: Holmes and Cruise, Splash; Suri, Bauer-Griffin.

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