Live Blogging: Project Runway
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People. This is my very first brush with live blogging. Luckily, I am on glass numero uno of vino. Laugh with me. Cry with me. Bear with me.
9:56: They are recapping the last moments of last week, when Heidi says ‘You’re out.’ Poor Chris. I already miss the big bear in the Hawaiian shirt. Aloha, Auf Weidersehen.
10:00: It’s starting. Sweet P’s bangs are high maintenance. Oh dear. A pimple in his nose?
10:02: The models are middle-aged women who have lost boatloads of weight. I am jealous. Kind of glad Chris is gone. This might have been painful for him. Christian says ‘This is so not me at all.’ What he means is: ‘Even women who were once fat repulse me.’
10:05: Steve got the wedding dress. He is so OUT this week. Who wants to bet me?
10:08: Christian definitely has issues with women who aren’t 19 and rail thin and gorgeous. Steve is not very upbeat -- he would make a lousy bridesmaid. I LOVE Elisa because she’s so positive and upbeat. Kind of like a Prozac hidden in a gummi bear - yum!
10:10: There is SO much attention on Steve. He will either soar or sink. I am nervous about Jack and his possible staph infection. The fact that he is HIV positive makes it very scary. Notice that Victorya does not seem very concerned.
10:12: Tim Gunn has taken Jack aside. Jack is leaving. Very sad. I wonder if everyone feels like they have to cry? Not Victorya.
10:19: Chris is back. Holy %$@#! I don’t think anyone is really threatened by him though. Do you? I like how he is chatting about his diet history. Steven is bombing with that black sheath.
10:21: Tim is such a marionette. I love his stern side. He doesn’t look convinced that Elisa can make it happen. Steve is dead meat.
AT THIS POINT LAST NIGHT, MY LAP TOP CRASHED. But I managed to correctly predict that Steve was going home. FYI: He’s probably back home in Chicago.
I think Chris’ days are numbered if he keeps sending Disney costumes down the runway. And Elisa -- a friend of mine, actually -- may be too esoteric and ethereal for mass market Project Runway. I hope Jack recovers and comes back.